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    I WAS KONZENTRATED IN AUSCHWITZ
    BY STANFORD'S FUHRER GERHARD KASPER
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    It all began with these fliers I made in 1993 about Foothill College
    and De Anza College in California. "Clements' List" enumerated
    about 105 lawsuits against Foothill-De Anza ("FDA") but, by late May
    1994, I had printed a "supplement" that showed the existence of an
    additional 45 or 50 cases. This brought us to about 150 lawsuits
    against FDA in a decade (not counting the additional fifteen or so
    that I discovered on June 8), as compared to a grand total of 5 or 6
    or 7 against comparable colleges such as West Valley, Gavilan, etc.

    In parallel to my crusade against FDA, I was also battling Stanford
    University and its president Gerhard Casper (the renowned Law
    Scholar who edited the "Briefs of the Supreme Court" collection),
    because I felt that I had been unjustly harassed by Stanford's
    Campus Police, a unit of the Santa Clara County Sheriff Department.
    Starting in December 1993, I occasionally posted a few isolated
    "Deutschland uber alles" fliers, which sported a large swastika and
    called Gerhard Casper a Nazi.

    I met with Sheriff Charles Gillingham in early April 1994 about my
    Internal Affairs complaint against Stanford Police. Since he didn't
    do anything despite his letter to me, in mid May I started calling
    Armand Tiano, the challenger for the upcoming Sheriff election, and
    I leaked to him whatever information I had on Gillingham. I made
    all my calls for free from one of the courtesy phones in the lobby
    of the Business School at Stanford. Casper's office and Stanford
    Police knew where I was calling from since they have "Caller ID"
    within Stanford's privately run phone system. This displayed the
    number and location of the phone I was using.

    In late May, I released on several newsgroups of the Internet
    computer network a phony story accusing President Casper and
    Stanford Police Chief Herrington of embezzling Stanford's monies.
    Shortly thereafter, on June 4, 1994, I was again harassed and
    detained 15 minutes by Stanford's Sheriff deputies.

    Thanks to object-oriented design, it took me hardly a couple of days
    to churn out my last flier "das Vierte Reich im Stanford" by
    assembling existing files that I had on floppy disk, such as Paul
    Biddle's lawsuit against Stanford and excerpts of the novel "Rising
    Sun." The flier referred to Stanford's president as
    "ReichsOberKommandant Kasper," had a cute little swastika, and
    explained the cover-up of my Internal Affairs complaint. On June 7,
    election day, I walked throughout downtown Palo Alto and handed out
    my double-sided flier to about 500 store owners and offices in
    buildings. My flier included an implicit call to vote for Tiano
    rather than reelect Sheriff Gillingham. On June 8, I went to
    California Avenue in Palo Alto at about 11 am and distributed my
    flier to store owners on the South side. Around noon, I took a
    break and, on the second floor of the Municipal Court building, I
    pulled the microfiche index for the small claims lawsuits.

    I had already written down on little bits of scratch paper the
    titles and case numbers of about 30 new lawsuits against Stanford
    and about twelve against FDA when suddenly, at 12:27, a Foothill
    College Police Officer walked up to me and said, "Albert, I have a
    warrant for your arrest. Don't move." The officer (Fountaine)
    gathered my possessions and bits of paper into my backpack. I asked
    to see the warrant but he said that the warrant had been relayed to
    him over the phone and that he did not have it. He took me into his
    car and drove me to the Foothill College Police Station.

    There, I asked again to see the warrant. Police Chief Tom Conom
    said that: (1) he did not have it; (2) it had been issued by the
    Sheriff; (3) it was a warrant for failure to appear in court
    following a jaywalking citation in Sunnyvale in 1992; (4) he had
    been notified of the warrant over the phone and hence, according to
    the law, he did not have to show it to me. Chief Conom said that I
    had three hours to make up to three local phone calls and try to
    have the $297 bail paid on my behalf.

    After perhaps 40 minutes, a woman came in and introduced herself as
    "senior Border Patrol agent Millie Creager." She said that she
    suspected me of being an illegal alien; that she had been
    investigating me for over a month; that Foothill College had just
    phoned her to notify her of my arrest; that she would place an
    "immigration hold" on me while I was detained by local authorities;
    that therefore I could not possibly be released on bail and hence
    there was no point in my trying to raise money for the bail. While
    she was leaving, I overheard the Japanese Dean of Student Affairs
    whispering to her and warmly thanking her for helping the College to
    get rid of me at long last (1).

    I appeared in Sunnyvale Municipal Court the next day, June 9, at
    1:30 pm before judge O'Grady. The court papers showed the citation
    number as T 139 135 and the warrant number as E00 526 309. The
    Public Defender walked across the aisles before the hearing, talking
    to each arraignee for about 5 minutes. When she came to me, she
    said that she could not find my case on her calendar and therefore
    could not talk to me. When my case was called, the Deputy District
    Attorney did not bother making any prosecuting statement as she had
    done for all other arraignees, the Public Defender did not come
    forward and address the court as she had done for all other
    arraignees, the judge was told that I had already spent one day in
    jail and he dismissed the charges. Here again, neither the judge
    nor I was shown the warrant. The Public Defender, the District
    Attorney, and the judge worked for the same Santa Clara County
    (Silicon Valley, fifty miles south of San Francisco), just like
    Sheriff Charles Gillingham.

    On June 10 I was transferred to the Border Patrol station in Dublin
    and housed at night in the Alameda County "Santa Rita" jail. My
    little bits of paper with names of lawsuits were still in my
    backpack then. In the afternoon I was "roughed up" and kicked
    several times by a Border Patrol agent, visibly on orders of Millie
    Creager, because I still refused to answer questions. On June 14 in
    the morning, I finished handwriting a petition for writ of habeas
    corpus, put it in a stamped envelope, sealed it and addressed it to
    the US District Court in San Francisco, and handed it to a jail
    deputy. Just then, a Border Patrol agent (agent Antoine) came in to
    escort me back to Dublin and he confiscated my envelope from the
    hands of the jail deputy.

    Back in Dublin around 11 am, I saw my petition, extracted from the
    sealed envelope, in the hands of the officer in charge of the Border
    Patrol station. In the afternoon, Millie Creager typed out an
    "Order to Show Cause" listing the immigration charges against me.
    These differed from those which she had read aloud at Foothill on
    June 8. Later, I realized that the new charges, typed in the
    afternoon of June 14, had been cleverly designed to deflect the
    intended defense that I had outlined in my petition for habeas
    corpus.

    Late in the afternoon, I was transferred by bus to the Los Angeles
    office of the Immigration and Naturalization Service ("INS") and, a
    day later, to the El Centro INS detention center in the Sierra
    desert, next door to Death Valley, where I arrived on June 16 in the
    morning. (In the summer, daytime temperatures howered around 128
    Fahrenheit degrees, which is 53 Celcius degrees.) My little bits of
    paper with names of lawsuits were no longer in my backpack. I have
    no idea what interest a federal agency like the US Border Patrol, or
    a federal agent like Millie Creager, had in confiscating bits of
    paper that listed titles of lawsuits against a local state college
    such as Foothill and a private university, Stanford.

    In El Centro, in contrast to the other arrivals who were handed a
    light blue garb and were escorted to the common "barracks" which
    house 120 persons each, I was assigned the red uniform normally
    reserved for the most dangerous criminals (I have no criminal record
    and had never been arrested until June 8) and I was dragged into an
    individual cell in the isolation building where those in the
    barracks who have broken a rule serve a punishment ranging from 24
    hours to two weeks. I was kept in isolation until about July 13.
    Whereas the other detainees in isolation were allowed every day to
    get out to make phone calls, I was prevented from doing so. I was
    told by an INS supervisor, "We have special orders about you, you're
    not allowed to make phone calls." After a week, around June 22, I
    had a hearing before an immigration judge (judge Staton) and he
    ordered the INS trial attorney (Mr. Cantero, Esq.) to allow me to
    make phone calls so that I could find an attorney. INS
    contemptuously disregarded the judge's order and I could not make a
    call until after July 13.

    Not only was I in a red uniform, locked in an isolation cell with
    special orders such as no phone calls, no access to the law library,
    no medication (even my Tylenol tablets were taken from me), no
    visits by attorneys (a local lawyer who visits new arrivals put my
    name on his list - only my name was not called), nothing to read, no
    radio or TV, nobody to talk to. But also I was detained without
    bond, which meant that I could not be released on bail, I had to
    remain detained and in isolation. Several other detainees with a
    lengthy history of violent crimes had a bond set at $5,000 to
    $15,000. Those with no criminal record usually had bail set at five
    hundred dollars.

    It took INS four weeks to understand that I was made of tougher meat
    than they thought and was not about to waive my rights and beg to be
    deported. By the end of June, from my little isolation cell I had
    smuggled out of the camp a habeas corpus petition, to replace the
    one which had been confiscated in Dublin; a friend filed it in court
    on my behalf in early July. My second hearing, set for July 19, was
    approaching and, on July 13, INS decided to release me into the
    "barracks" rather than face a contempt of court order. Once there,
    I started making phone calls and succeeded in contacting many
    attorneys all around the country.

    It took me a long time, but ultimately I managed to file several
    petitions for writ of habeas corpus in the San Diego US District
    Court, and the court ordered INS to file a reply to my petitions. I
    had a letter to the editor published in the local newspaper, the
    Imperial Valley Press. I notified the Office of the Inspector
    General ("OIG") of the US Department of Justice in Washington of the
    many civil rights violations that I had observed. I finally was
    able to go to the rather meager law library of the detention center,
    where I looked up the applicable cases. I learned a lot about
    immigration law from a little textbook being circulated in the
    barracks, "Immigration Law and Procedure in a Nutshell" by West
    Publishing.

    I had a bond hearing finally in mid October, and the judge set my
    bail at one thousand dollars. I started calling friends to raise
    money for the bond. I also filed a bond appeal with the BIA (Board
    of Immigration Appeals) and took advantage of my appeal brief to
    attack the merits of the whole case against me.

    My mail (only mine) was being opened by INS and was occasionally
    confiscated, just like my phone calls (only mine) were being
    monitored at the local Pacific Bell exchange, probably by the FBI on
    behalf of INS. An immigrant assistance hotline in San Francisco
    mailed me pamphlets entitled, "Immigrant: know your rights" printed
    in English, Spanish, and Chinese. They never reached me. I
    contacted an agency in Los Angeles which had a pending lawsuit
    against INS over detention conditions. They sent me a questionnaire
    so that they could add me to their lawsuit as a plaintiff. I never
    received it. The booths where family and lawyers came to visit
    detainees were enhanced with hidden microphones.

    Finally INS started getting tired of me, as I was turning out to be
    quite indigestible. Because of my phone calls to the OIG and the
    ensuing investigation, my letter to the newspaper, the legal advice
    I gave to the other detainees, I was causing INS more trouble than
    the case against me was worth. From the contents of my petitions
    for habeas corpus and of my brief on appeal to the BIA, INS realized
    that it could never win the case against me. More precisely, even
    if it won in immigration court, the decision would be reversed on
    appeal either by the BIA or by the US Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals
    on constitutional grounds, resulting in a published opinion that
    would permanently handicap INS in the future. The questionnaire on
    detention conditions was the last straw.

    My bond had been set at $1,000, but INS unilaterally lowered my bond
    to the $500 minimum in late November, even though I had not asked
    for anything. I suspect that INS wanted to get rid of me. I was
    released on bond on November 30. I could barely walk out the door
    that day, I had almost lost usage of my legs after a final seven
    weeks of isolation, being locked all day in a 6 ft. by 10 ft. cell
    (two by three meters). I appeared for my deportation hearing on
    December 13 in El Centro and judge Staton dismissed the case against
    me, in other words I won my case. Because of a technicality (a
    prior ruling in the Ninth Circuit), INS is unlikely to try again
    against me - it would lose again, unnecessarily inflicting on itself
    an unfavorable precedent. My detention has all been for nothing.

    I spent almost six months (June 8 to November 30) in detention
    without bail at taxpayers' expense. I was not a convict serving a
    sentence, but rather innocent and awaiting trial. In El Centro, I
    was kept in isolation globally over three months, which is more than
    half the time. All this for a 1992 jaywalking ticket. Or so they
    say. In reality there was no hearing date; there was no warrant for
    failure to appear; and therefore no legal basis for my arrest.
    There was only an empty "warrant number" handcrafted by Sheriff
    Gillingham. The June 8 arrest was made only to provide an excuse to
    bring in a Border Patrol agent and transfer me to INS to have me
    deported. Otherwise INS would not have been able to arrest me; INS
    needs "probable cause" to stop someone and there was none in my
    case. See below:

    (1) I had had a jaywalking ticket in Sunnyvale in 1992. I tried
    to pay it and repeatedly called the traffic court every other
    week. After three months I was told to stop calling: my ticket
    had never been forwarded to the court and now never would be, the
    clerk stated.

    (2) For the sake of argument, had my ticket been forwarded to the
    court, there was a notation in the court's computer that I had
    done my duty and called to ask for the hearing date. Therefore,
    had a judge called my case, he would have dismissed the charges,
    or otherwise sent a notice of hearing; he would not have issued a
    warrant.

    (3) For the sake of argument, had a warrant been issued from the
    bench for failure to appear in traffic court, it would have been a
    "bench warrant" (Penal Code sections 978.5, 983) signed by a
    judge, not a regular warrant signed by Sheriff Charles Gillingham
    himself.

    (4) The statute of limitations precluded issuance of any warrant
    one year after the citation was issued. See Pen. 802(a)
    "Prosecution for an offense shall be commenced within one year
    after commission of the offense." See also Pen. 804 for the
    definition of "prosecution." But Sheriff Charles Gillingham issued
    the "warrant number" some time in May 1994, more than 18 months
    after the citation.

    (5) Per Pen. 842, the arresting officer must show the warrant to
    the person arrested "as soon as practicable." Even more than 24
    hours later in Muni court, I still was not shown the warrant in
    spite of my repeated requests. This means that there was no
    warrant. At most there was an empty "shell," a bogus warrant
    number (E00 526 309) inserted into the Sheriff's computer. But
    there was no actual "paper warrant" and no paperwork in a physical
    file documenting issuance of a warrant. The arrest was staged.

    (6) Pen. 982 defines a "non-bailable offense." Jaywalking is not
    yet such an offense. Since the goal was to keep me in custody,
    prevent me from consulting a lawyer, and hopefully intimidate me
    into quickly signing deportation papers (as is done with 99% of
    the Latinos arrested by INS), senior Border Patrol agent Millie
    Creager was instructed to keep me in custody without bond. All
    non-political INS arrestees are usually set a bond at the time of
    arrest, ranging from $500 to $15,000, depending on their criminal
    record. They are released on bail within hours.

    Already Foothill College officials had suspended me from classes for
    two weeks because of the fliers I had posted (see Superior Court
    case number 730 187). They had procured a temporary restraining
    order and an injunction silencing me for three years (case number
    731 107), based on the fantastic allegations ("He accused the Dean
    of patronizing red light district singles bars" ; "he would come on
    campus with a machine gun and commit mass murder") detailed in the
    flier "Your Tax Dollars At Work."

    Foothill officials did not enjoy too much my listing in "Clements'
    List" these 105 lawsuits, including the five fraud lawsuits
    personally involving Foothill's president Tom Clements. Nor my
    linking in the flier "FA-FDA" the campaign funds of three FDA
    Trustees to the Shupe & Finkelstein Law Firm in San Mateo, whose
    partners are the primary beneficiaries of the filing of so many
    lawsuits - they get over $10,000 for each case they defend, and all
    cases filed against FDA go to them. Nor my posting on the Internet
    in late 1993 these fourteen files detailing all the scandals at
    Foothill and De Anza.

    Stanford did not like my swastika flier against president Casper,
    which I posted at Stanford in mid December 1993. It said basically:

    "Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles

    KALIFORNIA
    KOLLABORAZION
    KASPER, ein Nazi?

    John Shalikashvili's Was Kasper's father
    father, Dimitri, was 'Klaus the Terrible'
    an elite Waffen SS... the Gestapo Chief in Dachau?"

    (I guess they don't have much of a sense of humor at Stanford.) So
    Stanford Police stopped me near the Tresidder cafeteria on December
    17, 1993, questioned me about the flier and about my opinion of
    President Casper, and duly photographed me for their files of
    suspects - I was now a certified political suspect with profile and
    picture on file, soon-to-be political prisoner.

    Stanford didn't like my posting on the Internet in early January
    1994 the text of some embarrassing lawsuits (Zahedi and Vezzolini).
    Perhaps they didn't like my lawsuits against them nor my subsequent
    Internet postings. They didn't like my letter to the editor,
    published sometime in spring 1994 in the conservative student
    newspaper Stanford Review, exhorting Stanford students to do as I
    had done against Foothill and file a lawsuit against Stanford to
    strike down the "Grey interpretation" speech code. A few weeks
    after my letter was printed, they followed my advice, filed suit,
    and in the end won the case on February 27, 1995.

    Surely Stanford didn't like my draft flier "Schindler's List" - a
    more sophisticated, richly illustrated version of "Clements' List"
    that I was working on in early March 1994 in various computer
    centers at Stanford. This highly graphical artwork featured an
    elegant swastika on which was engraved in fine print,
    "OberKommandant Kasper sleeps with... Palo Alto Police Chief Chris
    Durkin." On March 12, 1994, while I was editing this flier on a
    MacIntosh computer in the Terman library at Stanford, a draft
    printout of the flier was removed from my desk. Later in the day, a
    librarian approached me with a B'B' student who then complained
    aloud about the offensive contents of the material displayed on my
    computer screen (the swastika). The librarian had my draft flier in
    his hand. The student turned to leave, then suddenly said, "Oh, one
    more thing." He swiftly extracted a camera from his pocket and
    summarily took my picture. Once again, I found myself a registered
    suspect of political incorrectness.

    By then, president Casper's office, which I had called a few times,
    had discovered through Caller ID that I was calling from the
    Business School courtesy phones. Several times in 1994, I was
    puzzled by the lack of a dial tone when I hung up briefly before
    making a second call, a phenomenon I was to encounter again when
    making calls in El Centro a few months later. When I repeatedly
    called Sheriff challenger Armand Tiano at the end of May to leak
    damaging news about the Sheriff Department, conspire with him
    against Gillingham, and talk about contacting the media, someone was
    listening.

    Whether the wiretap had been authorized by Gerhard Casper himself,
    or only by Police Chief Herrington, I never found out.
    Incidentally, all 600 Business School students calling from the
    courtesy phones in the lobby had their calls listened to because of
    me. At least in the first half of 1994. Whenever they called their
    lover or their lawyer, made an appointment for an abortion, or
    learned their SIV test results from the V.D. clinic, benevolent Big
    Brother was listening. But remember, Stanford is private. They
    have the right to listen: it's THEIR phones. Just like they have
    the right to employ Caller ID without telling anybody (it cannot be
    blocked anyway), so they have the right to monitor all vibrations
    and sonic waves emanating from their property, if only to watch for
    imminent earthquakes.

    In mid January 1994, one evening in a computer center at Stanford
    around 9 pm, my "bag" which contained over 100 MacIntosh floppy
    disks (with all my lawsuits and complaints, all my letters, all my
    personal notes) was "taken" while I had a snack and a cup of coffee.
    I placed fliers all around the building and in the elevators asking
    that my bag, if found, be returned to the main desk in the computer
    center. Two days later, it reappeared. From mid Fall 1993, I had
    found myself bumping accidentally, more and more often and all over
    campus, into a young lady known as "Jenny." She was not a Stanford
    student. Rather, she posed as one of the educated "bums" who hang
    around at Stanford and feed on the many parties and official
    receptions paid for by your taxes. She showed up every day at 10 pm
    at the Tresidder Student Union for free slices of left-over pizza.
    She was everywhere. All the time.

    >From late 1993, every evening that I went to that computer center, I
    found her in the building, sometimes as late as 10 or 11 pm, just
    walking around or seemingly making a phone call. It is much later
    that I learned she was an informant for Stanford Police. Late night
    assignments are paid at overtime rate; and perhaps she got an extra
    bonus every once in a while for just "borrowing" things for her
    masters. Since Sheriff deputies may not search without a valid
    search warrant, sometimes they have to use extra help.
    Parenthetically, Stanford's "Sheriff" deputies are paid with
    Stanford's private funds, not by the county. So they really are
    private militiamen, despite their badge and uniform that proudly
    proclaim "Santa Clara County." They are "Sheriffs" in name only.

    At the time, I lived of water and clean air and, sporadically, of a
    few free slices not yet snatched by Jenny. I was not employed.
    Whoever listened to my phone calls learned that, when replying to
    ads in the paper, I never applied for a salaried position that would
    require showing documents. To support my addictions such as
    caffeine, I only made a few dollars now and then by participating in
    a marketing or research study. Sometime in May 1994, an innocent
    looking ad appeared in the Stanford Daily, seeking volunteers for a
    study on handwriting: "One hour, $12, provide handwriting samples."
    I called the number, it was an office on California Avenue in Palo
    Alto. I was told that I would get $12 for providing handwriting
    samples but that, above all, I had to bring documents such as a
    Social Security card etc. They heavily insisted on that. I was
    given an appointment for a few days later. I never went.

    Surely, in my calls to friends made from Stanford, I had
    occasionally conversed about matters such as fake documents... I
    could have gone. I was tempted to go and make a quick buck, easily.
    Yet something in my subconscious mind found it suspicious that, for
    a mere $12 study, one would bother insisting on documents, expanding
    probably way over $12 in processing such paperwork. I smelled
    entrapment. Volunteers for a study are merely compensated for their
    time, they are not paid employees hired for a position and are an
    obvious legal exception to the law requiring that new hires show
    employment authorization. Besides, handwriting samples sounded too
    much like the kind of evidence admissible in court. To this day, I
    remain convinced that it was a bogus ad, targeted at me and designed
    to tempt me into producing fake documents, a felony.

    In late May and early June 1994, from the Stanford courtesy phones I
    telephoned friends, asking them to come with me and help me to
    distribute thousands of fliers against Foothill and Stanford at the
    following events:
    . Stanford's commencement on June 12.
    . Foothill's and De Anza's commencement on June 16.
    . Above all, the soccer (football) World Cup, to begin around
    June 18 at Stanford Stadium, bringing with it a crowd of over
    60,000 and a TV audience of over one billion around the globe.
    Plus the media of the whole world, including thousands of
    journalists from far-away countries who can't easily be pressured
    by the local establishment and perhaps would relish in covering
    the sex scandals at Foothill, De Anza, and Stanford; the
    irradiation of Shaye Zahedi, Stanford's local Silkwood; and Paul
    Biddle's lawsuit documenting the $400 million in federal grants
    embezzled by Stanford.

    >From these courtesy phones, I also called the Foothill Trustees in
    late May and warned that I would wait until the beginning of July to
    leak to the media the trash that I had managed to dig up on
    Foothill's newly chosen president, to be installed July 1st.

    Something had to be done. Quickly.

    >From the many megabytes of data in the 100 floppy disks they had
    borrowed, Stanford and Foothill had combed the most intimate details
    of my private life over the past decade. Still nothing. No crime,
    no warrant, no fraud, no sex scandal, no nothing. Only an obscure
    jaywalking citation already two years old, long dismissed and
    forgotten by the Sunnyvale traffic court.

    You already know the rest of the story.

    Perhaps I should be thankful that I was only deported to the desert.
    With a little help from my friends, I could have accidentally ended
    like Karen Silkwood. Or Oswald. Or Ruby. Or Marilyn Monroe. Or
    like these several Cessna pilots who knew too much about the Rose
    Law Firm (2). After all, I did know too much about the Frankenstein
    Law Firm in San Mateo.

    I am seeking a publisher for my memoirs. Should I call them
    "American Papillon" ? "Les Miserables II" ? "El Centro de
    concentracion" ? "Gulag in Death Valley" ? Or just "Felony
    Jaywalking" ?

    I prefer "1994."

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    (1) Compare with the exchange of prisoners related on pages 29, 36
    of the following volume:
    Title: The blue lotus.
    Author: Herge.
    US Publisher: Little, Brown and Company.
    First published in 1934.
    Color artwork Copyright 1956.
    Original edition: "Le lotus bleu" by Editions Casterman.

    (2) Steve Dickson,
    Herschel Friday,
    Stanley Heard,
    Montgomery Raiser,
    Victor Raiser,
    Ronald Rogers.
    See 'Body count' at
    http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~crow/whitewater/scandal.html
    or otherwise crow@cs.dartmouth.edu
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